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Joke of the Day

"What punch line is sure to get upvotes no matter how many times it gets posted? ""I don't know I just fly the drone"""

"What's the capital of Greece? 20 euros"

"What is the singular form of binoculars? telescope"

"LPT: Next time you want to tell someone facing you ""my right"" just say left"

"Bad puns run in the family... I guess they're he**reddit**ary"

"I got sacked today from my job as a stage designer. But I left without making a scene"

"""when people say different color bell peppers taste different"" [doctor nodding] I meant anything bothering you physically"

"Lets all take a minute and realize the lack of creativity in the name ""fire place"""

"Halloween and Valentine's day are pretty much the same thing... people dress up and pretend to be someone they're not for some sugar"

"Magic words that make my children disappear: 3) Bath time 2) Who did this?! 1) When I was your age..."