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Joke of the Day
"I have to wonder why we have ""non-essential"" government employees in the first place."
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"What does a Jedi use to open files? Adobe-wan Kenobi"
"I'm growing my prostate to raise awareness for moustache cancer."
"[in car] Wife: Dont tell ur arm story Me: Im gonna stick to humorous stories 2nite babe *at party* AND THAT'S WHEN MY HUMOROUS BROKE IN HALF"
"What did the horse say to whinnie the pooh while watching his t.v. show? I wish I could hear you whinnie."
"What's a Navy SEAL's least favourite drink? Canadian Club."
"what do you get when you put a baby in a blender? nsfw an erection"
"My mom used to make sure we were wearing our seatbelts in the back seat by slamming on the brakes. She was a kind soul."
"Why did ancient Egyptians love beans? They made Tootin' Common."
"""My husband had a heart attack while having sex with me."" ""I'm so sorry, ma'am. At least he died doing what he loved."""