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Joke of the Day

"School in US would be 10 times easier if we use metric system, 12 times harder if we don't."

"Why do we put candles on top of a birthday cake? Because it's too hard to put them on the bottom!"

"People call me peanut-butter... Because everywhere I go, folks be gettin' jelly."

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"""Mom? Don't freak out, but I'm in the hospital..."" ""Jeremy, you've been a doctor for over 8 years now, please stop starting every phone conversation we have with that."""

"What did the Boston Marathon bombers do that Hitler couldn't? successfully end a race."

"What does The Rock said to his Girl Friend? Im Stoned :p"

"Why did Hitler send people to concentration camps? Because they had ADD."

"I once shot a deer in my pajamas... How it got in my pajamas, I will never know."

"A couple of crows were in prison the other day... They were held for attempted murder."