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Joke of the Day

"Why did my semen cross the road? The condom broke"

"teacher: are u a visual thinker, auditory thinker, or kinesthetic thinker me: oh im not a thinker"

"So many good jokes on twitter today. Comparatively few reliable strategies for achieving eternal life."

"Hey Joe, don't think we can use this ad. Why not? We're roofers. Yes, but ""Hot shingles in your area looking to get nailed"" seems extreme."

"Whats the worst thing about dating a terrorist? Doesn't matter if you come or not, they're getting blown anyway. Thought up this at work"

"Dating tip: don't mention your time as a Boy Scout, let your sash full of badges do the talkin."

"My mother-in-law was bitten by a dog yesterday. How is she now ? She's fine. But the dog died."

"I went to an owl party last night. Contrary to my expectations it wasn't very much fun at all."

"2 Transformers got married Soon thereafter, they had a baby Transformer. But at that moment when they had a baby, they suddenly could not be seen anymore. They had become Transparents."

"What's the difference between Marty McFly and a Bears fan? Eventually, Marty McFly stopped going back to 1985."