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Joke of the Day

"""Hi mom, don't worry but I'm in the hospital."" ""Heinz, stop calling me like that. You are now a doctor since 8 years."""

"LPT: When you can't think of something to say to a girl, just tell her a joke about the titanic. It will really break the ice."

"A woman stopped me in the street and asked me how i view lesbian relationships Apparently in HD wasn't the right answer. :/"

"So two guys walk into a bar... and the third one ducks."

"What do balloons and virgins have in common? One prick and its gone."

"I went to a zoo that only had no animals in it. I exclaimed, ""Doggone!"""

"Excuse me girlfriend for I have burped. It has been 3 weeks since my last apology"

"What does an Italian sound like walking through the rain? Dago wop wop wop"

"Get redditors to read your post with this one weird trick, moderators hate it!"

"I was just gone for a moment When the jews came into the Palastinian territory to found Israel they were like: ""Thanks for keeping my place warm"""