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Joke of the Day

"If you're throwing babies out with your bathwater, I don't think parenting is for you."

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"The England team visited an orphanage in Brazil today. ""It's heartbreaking to see their sad little faces with no hope"" said Jose, age 6."
"My favorite pickup line.... Hey, smell this... does this smell like chloroform?"
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