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Joke of the Day

"Who delivers presents to baby sharks at Christmas ? Santa Jaws !"

"How do you tell the difference between an alligator and a crocodile? One will see you later and one will see you in a while."

"Food is like dark humor. Not everybody gets it."

"WHAT DO WE WANT!!! A cure for hangovers WHEN DO WE WANT IT!!! Please stop yelling"

"Dad: Remember when I told you Santa wasnt real Me: Yea Dad: There's one more thing Me: Don't say it Dad: Retirement Me: *sobs uncontrollably"

"I have a super hero joke Fantastic four"

"[NSFW] Do you know who is the best at brushing their teeth? Adult males because they have experience at grasping a firm rod and moving it back and forth in a rapid motion."

"Officer: Sir, we have reports you've trained this bird to injure passersby. Me: Ridiculous! O: The pet's name? M: Paul the Attack Canary."

"A murderer sitting in the electric chair was about to be executed. ""Have you any last requests? asked the chaplain. ""Yes"" replied the murderer. ""Will you hold my hand?"""

"Once upon a time there was a yellow frog and a pink elephant..."