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Joke of the Day
"Food is like dark humor. Not everybody gets it."
Next Joke
"Meanwhile at the drugstore... What do you mean I can't drink alcohol with this medication? You're not a bartender! You're just a pharmacist."
"What do you call a short clairvoyant person who just broke out of prison? A small medium at large."
"The police came to my house looking for a child molester... I guess I wasn't supposed to volunteer."
"Why are Americans so bad at League of Legends? because they can't protect their towers"
"What do you call a dead chicken that's haunting your house? A poultrygeist"
"I'm gonna sell my vacuum cleaner. It's just collecting dust"
"Happy 1 year anniversary to the Lean Cuisine in my freezer!"
"(Original) did you know that if you squeeze one of your balls hard enough you'll cum? Because sooner or later you'll bust a nut"
"Missionary Impossible: When 2 fat people try to have sex."