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Joke of the Day

"A murderer sitting in the electric chair was about to be executed. ""Have you any last requests? asked the chaplain. ""Yes"" replied the murderer. ""Will you hold my hand?"""

"My favourite anti joke."

"What do you get when you place a Russian leader on a cracker? Putin on the Ritz."

"How many pepes does it take to change a lightbulb? One."

"I invented a new joke I invented a new word. Plagiarism. EDIT : This joke was invented by me and copyrighted. Dare to take it and a lawsuit shall find you."

"A farmer and his herd of cows walk into a bar. The bartender says to the farmer ""We don't serve your kine here."""

"Since I'm wearing a white top, I'm going to go ahead and eat this meatball hoagie while I drive."

"You do realize that if you save yourself for marriage, you'll only have sex like three or four times ever?"

"I'm not saying my wife's a snob but even her colostomy bag is a Louis Vuitton."

"Say you're being attacked by a circus mob. What's the best strategy? Go for the juggler."