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Joke of the Day
"I've got a Turkish friend. She's not hot or cold. Shawarma."
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"How does a skeleton call her friends? On a telebone."
"What do you call Sherlock Holmes with no shit? No shit sherlock"
"*gets summoned to the spider court* YOU ARE HEREBY CHARGED WITH THE CRUSHING OF 4 SPIDERS HOW DO YOU PLEAD? *places glass over spider judge*"
"I once dated a 3 foot tall model who played a supporting role in Cat and the Hat She was a pretty little thing"
"Why did the redditor go to /r/zelda? To boost his link karma!"
"#BrexitIn5Words He's just not into EU"
"Why don't shrimp give anything to charity? Because they're shellfish."
"I recently saw a psychic, a mystic, a palm reader, and a fortune teller all laughing together at something I couldn't understand. Must have been an insight joke..."
"Why can't you hear a Pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because the P is silent!"