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Joke of the Day

"What's the Difference between NHL Players and the Jersey Shore Girls? NHL Players shower after three periods."

"What do Santa's little helpers learn in school? The Elfabet!"

"I keep a No. 2 pencil in my pocket just in case motherfuckers wanna test me."

"Why does salt come in a bottle? Because it's white I don't know why it's funny. I just heard it so can someone explain it to me?"

"Harry Potter movies should be rated R for the huge amount of cursing. ... i can find the door out."

"Your LinkedIn says you have a job but your snapchat says otherwise."

"What do you get when you feed an Eevee a sandwich? A Luncheon!"

"The Fine Bros should be join the Criminal Minds team After all, they did find 100k unsubs in just one day."

"Aims at the heels, but hits the nose. What is it? A fart."

"Romantic Remembrance by Valentine Card"