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Joke of the Day

"What's the Difference between NHL Players and the Jersey Shore Girls? NHL Players shower after three periods."

"Nothing beats a good math joke My penis is like an asymptote. It goes on forever but nothing ever touches it."

"How many Super Saiyans does it take to change a lightbulb? Find out next time on Dragon Ball Z!"

"if i was the one who drove the titanic i bet i could have hit at least 3 ice bergs before it sank"

"TIFU: I was called in to teach 6th grade math but ended up teaching 8th grade english Sorry, wrong sub."

"Counting to ten after someone pisses you off gives you time to think of somewhere to bury them."

"Why were people in the Twin Towers so upset? They ordered pepperoni but all they got was plane"

"Me: Did you just put your fingers in my drink? 5yo: I don't have poison on my fingers! Me: But why did you....wait, what?"

"I'm drunk & I want a TV Special called ""Wizard Fight"" where David Copperfield, David Blaine and Cris Angel try to make each other disappear."

"Just accidentally used yahoo to search for something. I think the entire Yahoo! Search staff are having a party and high fiving each other."