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Joke of the Day
"Why were people in the Twin Towers so upset? They ordered pepperoni but all they got was plane"
Next Joke
"What did the captain of the alien mouse spaceship say when he met his first earth mouse? Take me to your Liederkranz."
"Why do the police hate teenage fireflies? They never stop lighting up."
"Psychics develop their ""6th sense"" as soon as their sense of shame is dwarfed by their sense of how gullible people are."
"What do you call the soft tissue between a shark's teeth? The slow swimmer"
"Saudi TV Mistake Saudi Arabia TV reported the Brussels attack 15 minutes earlier than it actually happened. Saudi TV sincerely apologizes for this innocent mistake."
"I like people getting mad at airlines for snow-relayed delays/cancellations. You think companies that incompetent can control the weather?"
"Can I buy you a drink, or do you just want the money?"
"How did the barber win the race? He knew a short cut."
"Two Cannibals are eating Amy Schumer.. One turns to the other and says 'Does this taste funny to you?' The other looks back and replies 'no.'"