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Joke of the Day

"TIFU: I was called in to teach 6th grade math but ended up teaching 8th grade english Sorry, wrong sub."

"Knock knock Who is it? GESTAPO GESTAPO who? VEE VILL ASK ZE QUESTIONS!"

"If Women Ruled the World"

"Why does the devil get such a bad rap? Because like everyone in marketing, he always lets his own stuff slide..."

"Life is like a box of chocolates... it doesn't last long if you're fat."

"Welcome back to plastic surgery anonymous. Nice to see so many new faces here today."

"What's the difference between a hipster and a lumberjack? The lumberjack has a job."

"When I meet women, I immediately start talking about global warming. It's a real icebreaker."

"I'm on a diet A watermelondiet, cant eat anything bigger then a watermelon."

"Variety is the spice of life, until it comes to shower controls."