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Joke of the Day

"TIFU: I was called in to teach 6th grade math but ended up teaching 8th grade english Sorry, wrong sub."

"Happy Valentines! A little early I know, but l suffer from premature congratulation"

"My boss just said, ""Everyone dies alone."" I told him, ""you don't have to die alone, just get in your car and aim for a school bus."""

"Giraffes can never be successful comedians... Their humor goes way over your head. "

"My wife's maggot soup surprise is better than it used to be now that it is topped with coal ash."

"Note to self: don't set your password reminder as ""you should know this"""

"Which part of a billiards setup can you use to clean your ears? The cue tip."

"Why not use a see-through, clear plastic hang glider just to freak everyone out?"

"What is this the difference between America and Greece? 15 years."

"Adele has announced that she will be singing the theme for the next James Bond film. Diet Another Day will be released in 2014."