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Joke of the Day
"The most terrifying thing a woman can say to me is ""notice anything different?"""
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"TIFU by sitting next to a really hot Thai chick on the bus home today and kept thinking, ""Don't get an erection, don't don't don't..."" But she did."
"90% of people get this problem wrong 1+1+1+1+1 1+1+1+1+1 1+1x0+1 = ?"
"Why are cigarette taxes such a safe bet right now? One way or the other, there's going to be a lot of smoking over the next four years."
"They played The Shins while I was in Whole Foods today and I leveled up in Caucasian."
"What did the pirate say when he turned 80? Aye Matey"
"What cause of death prevents a man from having a closed-casket funeral? Viagra overdose"
"What blood type does a man with bad spelling have? Typo"
"I bet dogs have a really hard time playing Twister Left paw: grey Other left paw: darker grey, but not the darkest grey. Sort of in between"
"The KKK was started by some dork who wanted to wear robes and call himself a wizard and his dad was like ""Ok but only if you're racist too."""