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Joke of the Day

"each Subway franchise owns a tiny shred of Jared's fat pants. if you pay $50 you may gaze at the relic"

"New Italian Navy Why does the new Italian Navy use glass bottoms in their ships? So the can see the old Italian Navy."

"Dear axe body spray, Could you Please put a suggested spray size on your deodorant bottles. Best regards, Asphyxiated girls everywhere."

"How Many Hispanics Does It Take To Hold Up A Roof? Just Juan...."

"If God was a woman. Not only am I going to hell, I'll never know why."

"How did Captain Hook die ? He wiped his ass with the wrong hand."

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Alceste ! Alceste who ? Alceste to meet him later !"

"Young God: ok, a little hydrogen and- *chemistry set explodes* Mom: what was that?! God: nothing! *scoops resulting universe into shoebox*"

"Yo mama so fat when she gets on the scale it says we don't do livestock."

"What does a nosey pepper do? Get Jalapeno business."