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Joke of the Day
"What does a tomato and a potato have in common? Both are red,except from the potato."
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"Hey why isn't Phil Hughes playing in the test today? Oh didn't you hear, he was the first Australian to be killed by ebola!"
"What's the difference between a fridge and a vagina? A fridge doesn't fart when you take out the meat."
"I once had sex for an hour and 45 seconds. Thanks daylight savings."
"They call me the pussy destroyer. I run the best Asian restaurant around."
"Automatic doors don't work when running full speed. I know that now."
"Mad Cow Disease So two cows are talking in a field, The first cow says ""hey man, you worried about this mad cow disease that is going around?"" The second cow says ""Naw bro, I'm a helicopter."""
"How many girls does it take to change a light bulb? I don't know, you tell me."
"I like to mute CNN and imagine they're arguing about what appetizer, or appetizers, to order at TGIFridays."
"What is Chuck Liddell's favorite fruit? The Grapple..."