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Joke of the Day
"I once had sex for an hour and 45 seconds. Thanks daylight savings."
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"How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart? When she starts off by saying, ""A man once told me...."""
"A reality TV mogul, a woman, and a Jew are running for president... And that's just the front runners!"
"Why did Sally the stripper stop dating the guitar player? He kept trying to tune her G string."
"I heard the comedians at Jamestown were pretty bad... The punchlines were so shitty everyone died."
"To all the Bernie supporters... This isn't the first time a Clinton has left a bad taste in someone's mouth."
"ChristianMingle is also a great site if you're just looking to get an incredible side hug."
"5yo: I can't wear those socks today. They say Wednesday. Me: If anyone notices, tell them you're here from the future to save the world."
"People are like books. You can't judge them by appearance alone and it's not cool to burn a big pile of them."
"Why are constipated people so rude? They don't give a crap"