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Joke of the Day
"I once had sex for an hour and 45 seconds. Thanks daylight savings."
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"Me: Hi. Can I help you? Him: I'm here about the wanted ad for the one night stand Me: Great. Where is it? Him: What? Me: The nightstand."
"Halal in the streets but Haram in the sheets. stole from a comment thread dont sue"
"I had my operation done privately in the end. Originally my Dad wanted to sell tickets."
"Are you getting older and wiser? No he's getting older and wider!"
"Why doesn't the Jolly Green Giant patronize prostitutes? He has no room in his life for a fourth ho."
"How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Lets go ride bikes."
"How does a black girl know shes pregnant? When all the cotton is picked off her tampon."