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Joke of the Day
"Remains to be seen... ...if glass coffins become popular."
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"what's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair"
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"What is the difference between Bing Bong and Neil Armstrong? Only one of them made it to the moon."
"probably the best joke rn your face..."
"It didn't take long for Japan to illustrate Rousey's knockout. See? http://imgur.com/NSLx1SZ EDIT: Link works now."
"Airplanes: offering you the comforts of gas station food/drinks at popular night club prices"
"How many programmers does it take to change a lightbulb? none, that's a hardware problem."
"What do you call a man with no arms and legs that falls into a body of water? Bob."
"When my husband gives me shit for taking too long to get ready, I remind him that you never know when you'll meet the man of your dreams."