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Joke of the Day

"Life hack: ask telemarketers and phone scammers to go steady seconds into the conversation and never be bothered again OR now you found love"

"Canadians spend about $3.5 billion annually in Florida Plus the $5 tip."

"a pastor, a rapist and a pedophile walk into a bar. he orders a drink...."

"Q: How many Waiters does it take to change a light bulb? A: None even a burned out bulb can't catch a waiters eye"

"Count Chocula is undead to me."

"How much equations does it take to finish a math test? Only Sum"

"I wonder if I've come a lake yet."

"Learned from my 2yr old tonight that Jesus doesn't like bananas. No word on cauliflower yet but pretty sure he's not a fan."

"A horse walks into the bar Several people left because they realised the possible dangers of that situation."

"How many psychiatrists does it take to change a lightbulb? Only one, but first the lightbulb must decide to change itself."