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Joke of the Day
"What do colors say when they laugh? Huehuehuehuehuehuehuehue"
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"Q: What's the difference between a mosquito and a blonde? A: When you slap a mosquito it will stop sucking."
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"I told a deer joke once. It was very fawny."
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"I like to go up to people I haven't seen in ten years and say, ""Was THIS your card?!"""