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Joke of the Day
"What do colors say when they laugh? Huehuehuehuehuehuehuehue"
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"[1st date] date: ...you said you had abs me: [squints] everyone has abdominal muscles, Susan"
"Bruce Springsteen isn't very good at math I don't think anyone's heard him count past the number 4 in years."
"[last supper] ""Wine!"" exclaims Jesus touching everyone's water glasses. ""Wine, wine, wine [arrives at Judas] Mountain Dew lol."""
"Her: Wanna ""lex"" tonight? Him: What's that? Her: Lazy sex. Him: What do we do? Her: Lay in bed and send each other Huffington Post articles."
"Some ascetics were headed into the forest to meditate and one shouts ""hey budd, you gonna come seek enlightenment with us?"" ""Namaste right here."""
"My Chinese dad told me all Chinese Women look the same... That's why he's a polygamist."
"What is Lil Jon's favorite flavor of BBQ? Mesquite squite squite. ...Forgive me I'm freshly smoked."
"What fruit/vegetable doesnt leave your body through the anus? A Stomato"