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Joke of the Day
"Athiesgasm What would an atheist say while having an orgasm? OH MY NOTHING"
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"I'm a dad. Here's my joke: Why would Bart Simpson never go to a pub? Because there's a BartEnder there."
"isis was planning to use biological warfare against David Cameron... but they got anthrax mixed up with tampax and poisoned the wrong cunt"
"Q: What kind of floor do dinosaurs' bathrooms have? A: Rep-tiles."
"If u love someone and they don't love u back the first thing you need to do is make them a scrapbook with you both in little wedding outfits"
"What does rappers eat for breakfast? Yo-ghurt."
"If the beavers are rowing their canoe down main st and the wheels fall off, how many pancakes will it take to shingle a dog house? Seven because ice cream has no bones"
"Why were the Native Americans here first... ...because they had reservations."
"Just bought a sandwich at the airport so gonna have to put off buying a house for a while."
"Who's winning Went to visit my Granddad. He was watching a basketball game. ""What's the score Gramps?"" ""92 to 86."" ""Who's winning?"" I asked. ""92"""