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Joke of the Day
"They finally came out with a white PS4! I mean the black one runs fast but it never works."
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"What do you call a mollusc that's just short of consciousness? A Conch."
"One of My Ex's was absolutely beautiful. But, it didn't workout because all she wanted to do was SWING. I miss third grade."
"Sometimes I hide my wife's inhaler.... The neighbours think I am a stud when they hear her panting heavily ""give it to me!"""
"I'm leaving you for an NSA officer ""I'm leaving you for an NSA officer,"" she said. ""But why? What does he have that I don't?"" ""He listens to me."""
"How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? That is a trick question, feminists can't change anything."
"What's Emperor Palpatine's favorite kind of cheese? ""Gouda, gouda..."""
"A racist, a sexist, a homophobe, and a idiot walk into a bar. The bartender looks up and smiles. ""Welcome back, Mr. Trump!"" he says."
"Relationship status: -Applies sunscreen to wall. -Rubs back on wall."
"The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there's a 90% probability you'll get it wrong."