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Joke of the Day
"They finally came out with a white PS4! I mean the black one runs fast but it never works."
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"Don't worry if you missed 4/20 Because today is 4/20 too!"
"New study shows women who sleep more have better sex in average. Unfortunately the study was conducted by Bill Cosby, so the results may be a bit skewed."
"Do they have reserved parking for non-handicapped people at the Special Olympics?"
"Waiter there is a fly in my soup ! Hold on sir I'll get the fly spray !"
"Good friends are just like snowballs. They go away if you pee on them."
"They say genius skips a generation.In our case it fell off our family tree and died."
"Why was the little strawberry sad? Her mommy was in a jam."
"How does Donald Trump plan to silence the terrorists? Muzzle 'em"
"Don't think we didn't notice that you deleted your status when no one Liked it."