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Joke of the Day
"What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby sitting next to a kid with downsyndrome."
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"Do you know what smuck is? It's what smurf's do after smoreplay"
"Judge: Show us on this doll where the man hurt you. Me: He didn't. But watch this. [I make the doll do a backflip] Judge: Holy shit lol"
"Honey, were out of snake food. ""What? For what snake?"" Honey, I bought a snake"
"What happened to the ghost who couldn't scare? He had to join a support group since he couldn't handle his boos."
"How much crack did Charlie Sheen do? Enough to kill two and a half men"
"What do you call a bee that produces milk? A boob bee."
"Dr. Dre is coming out with celebrity themed Beats headsets. The first one is Chris Brown Beats Rihanna, it is black and blue colored."
"Pft damn police.... The lady down the street stands in her window naked watching me jerk off and *I'm* the pervert."
"Where do birds meet for coffee ? In a nest-cafe !"