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Joke of the Day
"Dora the Explorer... has a little Muslim friend named Doda... The Exploder."
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"To the squirrel carrying the mushroom up a tree to his nest: you may want to eat that with your feet firmly on the ground, buddy."
"The man who invented Twister died this week. Fitting him into the coffin took 27 spins."
"After twelve years of therapy my psychiatrist said something that brought tears to my eyes. ""No hablo ingles."""
"A child was born with no eyelids, so doctors created some using his foreskin It worked okay, but he was a little cockeyed"
"A woman was robbed... ...but upon coming home she discovered that nothing was stolen apart from her lightbulbs. She was delighted"
"Tesla Motors started a brand of cologne. They call it Elon Musk."
"A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing. ;)"
"It's good Michelangelo wasn't around for twitter. Be a bummer to see him rt'ing whenever someone said how majestic the Sistine Chapel was."
"Hey girl, are you a fire alarm? 'Cause you get triggered from the smallest of things"