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Joke of the Day
"I used to talk to my cat, but I stopped, because my dog told me I was crazy."
Next Joke
"9 yo: Hey dad, where is the rest of that ladies bikini? Me: That is actually called a G-string, son. 9: Oh, does the ""G"" stand for gross?"
"How do you stop a baby from crawling in circles? Nail its other hand to the floor."
"So Muhammad Ali is dead... Is it too soon for a punchline?"
"What happened to the gay dude whose lover kicked him out his house? He is Homoless"
"[coworker starts talking to me at my cubicle] Welp, nice chatting. This is my stop. [puts in earbuds]"
"Where do burgers go to dance At the MEATBALL U !FOOKERS!"
"Saw two bums in the street going at it with cardboxes boxes... Pillow fight!"
"just found out i like being called sugar butt. 35 years of feminism down the fuckin drain."
"""I have a cure for your burning bush."" """" Moses hitting on the ladies"