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Joke of the Day
"I wouldn't trust atoms if I were you. They make up everything."
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"fuck homosexuals... ...in the ass, only if both of the people involved agree to do it consciously and consensually"
"Why does the swimming pool get laid every night? Because he makes all the ladies wet."
"You know what really brings out the child in me? Abortion."
"Kinder No matter how kind you are, German children are kinder."
"Some subreddits What kind of subreddit dedicates itself to darkness and shadows? No it is not r/shadow [removed]"
"Neurotic Girls... Wear Freudian Slips"
"Getting a red heart instead of a yellow star makes me feel like things are moving a little too fast between us."
"What's something a third wave feminist can't take? A joke."
"If you wear a ship's captain's hat around, people will just do what you say. I run a Starbucks, a Target, a submarine, and two street gangs."