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Joke of the Day
"I've been happily married for 3 years Out of a total of 20."
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"A deaf guy walks into a bar... A deaf guy walks into a bar. Bartender says, ""We don't serve your kind here."" Deaf guy says, ""I'll have a beer."""
"What do you call a group of hoes in a bathroom? r/showerthoughts"
"Whats your name? Whats the color of the sky?... Me: whats your name? You:(insert name) Me:whats the color of the sky? You:blue Me:whats my name? Now put it all together."
"[bday party] Mum: happy birthday son Me: wow that's a huge cake! Mum: its full of bees Me: what Mum [backing away]: I said it's cream cheese"
"I'm gonna put a Whoopee Cushion on the front of my car so that if I hit anything it'd atleast be a little funny."
"Troll: Horrible thing. Me: Horrible thing back. Troll: I was just giving my honest opinion. Me: Me too. Troll: But..."
"I was once a man trapped in a woman's body... But then I was born."
"My roommate called the suicide hotline and they put him on hold They just left him hangin'"
"NSA joke I always said President Obama bugged me."