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Joke of the Day

"I hope that guy that ""wants to be a billionaire"" makes $999,999,999.00 and then gets hit by a bus"

"he's my french step dad... i call him my faux pa."

"How do the French defend a city? We don't know, they've never tried it."

"I only date black chicks cause I hate meeting fathers.."

"I have HIV Hair is vanishing"

"What did the palestinians give Yasser Arafat when he died? A 21 stone salute!"

"I'm glad I learned about parallelograms instead of how to do taxes. It's really come in handy this parallelogram season"

"It's impossible to beat God in gymnastics. He always wins the all-around."

"I'd rather see someone on the street coming towards me with a knife than a clipboard."

"I slept through my girlfriend's alarm this morning and hit the ground running after her husband threw me out the window."