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Joke of the Day

"Need help with a joke! What's a funny reason that Germany or Germans can't be trusted that doesn't have to do with nazis?"

"Me and the wife 88'ed last night. It's like 69'ing, but for fat people."

"I heard a glass of red wine a day was good for prostate health... My doctor, on the other hand, says I'm doing it wrong."

"Wife: Is Mexican food ok for dinner? Don't just text back k. Husband: Que"

"What was Rihanna's nickname for Chris brown? Beats me."

"So there were these two extremely saggy breasts.... one looked to the other and said ""If we don't get some support soon, they're gonna think we're both nuts!"""

"What do vegetarian zombies eat ? terri schiavo"

"There are four states of matter. Solid, liquid, gas, and black lives."

"Why did the cowboy adopt a wiener dog? He wanted to get a long little doggy"

"How do you get a fat girl in bed? Piece of cake"