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Joke of the Day
"A women can only run as fast as her boobs will allow her."
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"I like my coffee how I like my women... Without a penis."
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"What did the Chinese man give his daughter? A clothes hanger."
"Why did the chicken cross the road? It got sick of hearing the vegan talk about how he saved a chicken."
"boy: i wished girls liked sports girl: i like sports boy: oh yeah name the blood type of the seahawks coach from the 1990s"
"Ate shrooms & I feel nothing. Just an awful taste in my mouth. Also the dealer overcharged me. Also he's a centaur with spiders for lips"
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