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Joke of the Day

"I have a nice body. It's in my trunk."

"How can you tell the difference between a chemist and a plumber? ask them to pronounce unionized"

"What do you call a snake that has been knighted? Sir Pent..."

"A cheesemaker is hard-strapped for cash... He decided to get a Provolone."

"I got fired from my job at the Orange Juice factory They said I couldn't concentrate"

"There's an Italian town where pasta is a currency A penne for their thoughts."

"Did you know that Helen Kellet was born near Troy, Alabama? I guess that's why they called her ... yhe little deaf girl who couldn't see neither"

"""Taxi"" A: Hey, man! Please call me a taxi. B: Yes, sir. You are a taxi."

"In grade 5 during biology my teacher asked me ""what is in cells?"" I answered my Uncle Eric and Dad and she made me go home."

"Woman Attacks her Husband This woman is accused of attacking her husband with several of his guitars. Judge: ""First Offender?"" Woman: ""No. First a Gibson Les Paul. Second a Fender."""