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Joke of the Day

"Visitor: You're very quiet Jennifer. Jennifer: Well my mum gave me a dollar not to say anything about your red nose."

"My boss asked me to put two pieces of wood together. I totally nailed it."

"Since Canada isn't making the penny anymore-did the price of a thought just go up to a nickel?"

"What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take my shoes off before jumping on a trampoline"

"What do you call a boat that gives fresh breath? A Shipmint!"

"Another knock knock joke I can tell knock knock jokes to my dog because when I say ""Knock, knock."" He starts barking and runs to the door... Stupid dog ! There's never anyone !!!"

"[All credit to Ana Kasparian from the TYT Network] So, I heard Kim Kardashian is having Kanye West's baby... At least she let him finish."

"No ""It's not complicated"". One of you is just a dumbass."

"Julius Caesar sashays into a bar. He holds up two fingers and says ""Five beers, please!"""

"Why do black people like to ""whip"" when dancing? Because for one they aren't on the receiving end! Yes I know i am being racist, so dont point it out"