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Joke of the Day

"Put on sunglasses. Now run past a crowd of people with your index finger on your ear screaming ""SNIPER HAS BEEN SPOTTED SIR"""

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"? Hey there Delilah, can we handle this discreetly My stomach reacted badly after eating old zucchini ? and I just pooooed ?"
"We just had Christmas and now Easter is right around the corner. Hard to believe they crucified Jesus when he was only 4 months old."
"If I ever shot the sheriff, I'd probably go ahead and shoot the deputy too. Along with any other witnesses, because at that point why not."
"Hey girl, are you a fire alarm? Cause you're fucking annoying."
"blonde joke of the day Blonde: ""What does IDK stand for?"" Brunette: ""I don't know."" Blonde: ""OMG, nobody does -"
"Thousands of bird droppings are found on a playground.... Police suspect fowl play."
"Omg I'm so thirsty- *Kool-Aid Man busts through wall* OH YEAHH *Sugar-free zero calorie Kool-Aid Man jiggles door handle* LITTLE HELP HERE"
"Yep. Not sure what freaked out the mailman more - that I was naked, or that I knew where he lived."
"Parallel lines have got so much in common. It's a shame they'll never meet."
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