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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a fake thong (flipflop)? A scandal!"
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"What's your favorite rape joke? Here's mine: ______________________________"
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"Accidentally ordered a large Coke from McDonalds. My Smart Car tipped over"
"I have blue eyes. I got them from my father. My mother has black eyes. She also got them from my father."
"Ever heard the one about the shark in the bar Don't worry, its kinda fishy"
"What do you call it when a man has a beer in each hand? Irish handcuffs."
"why do birds sudenly appear every time you are near and how do u always manage to fit that many birds in ur mouth to begin with"
"Why do Mexicans walk around school like they own the place? Their Father built the place and their Mother cleans it."
"I've run over seven Koalas and one platypus with my car today and I haven't even left the city yet. Australia's dangerous like that."