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Joke of the Day
"The past, the present, and the future walk into a bar It was tense."
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"Whenever I miss my ex I think about the things I didnt like about him... Like his hairy behind and his wife."
"Why is the ocean blue? Because all the fish in there goes ""bloo bloo bloo"""
"I only watch ""Game of Thrones"" because I'm trying catch a background extra wearing a wristwatch."
"3 legged bear..... There was a 3 legged bear in the woods, sad as it was he ran into a one legged bear from Alaska - he was the 3 legged bears polar opposite."
"Please don't be curly Please don't be curly Please don't be curly I pray to myself as I pull a hair from my mouth while eating Chinese food"
"What did the egg say to the boiling water?... You're gonna have to give me a minute to get hard, I just got laid by some chick."
"I want to start a coffee shop that only plays ambient/electronic music... and call it Brian Beano."
"What do you call an aardvark that's just won a fight? A well 'aardvark!"
"I had a joke about the Jonestown massacre...... But the punch line was too long."