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Joke of the Day
"There are three types of people in the world Those who can count, and those who can't"
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"So I got my blood test results back... apparently I did good, got an A+"
"The Great Wall of America... ...is gonna be made in China."
"What's the difference between a lentil and a chickpea? Asian businessmen don't pay thousands of dollars to have a lentil on their face"
"My girlfriend came out of the shower and said ""I shaved my pussy, you know what that means?"" I said yeah,""the damn drain is clogged again!"". Edit: grammar"
"How do you tell apart a Chinese from a Japanese? With a Geiger Counter."
"Why didn't the black kid play Pokemon? He was afraid they were trying to catch Jamal."
"What does a duck say when it goes to the doctor? Quack"
"Why do beta fish fight each other? Because they're trying to figure out who's the betta fish"
"What do you call an irrelevant elephant. An irrelephant. ^^^I'm ^^^ending ^^^my ^^^life ^^^tonight ^^^boys."