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Joke of the Day

"Why do beta fish fight each other? Because they're trying to figure out who's the betta fish"

"My grandma caught me masturbating and she had a stroke... She has such soft hands..."

"What do you say to a guy who is covered in rodents? Mice outfit!"

"The pig jumped into bed with my 6-year-old all by herself. It was super cute. Then the pig threw up all over her. Considerably less cute."

"Posted a photo of my clean house on Facebook and it was flagged as fake news."

"Where does Russia get its water from? De-stalinization plants"

"How many NBA refs does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, they only screw playoff games."

"I was in denial until her wake... But then I saw her face... now I'm a bereaver"

"Did you hear about the woman who doesn't like banker jokes? So if you take her on a date, you'd better not teller any."

"What's the difference between an African elephant and an Indian elephant ? About 3000 miles !"