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Joke of the Day

"Why do beta fish fight each other? Because they're trying to figure out who's the betta fish"

"What i if told you You that read wrong And that probably too"

"What does Miller Light and having sex in a canoe have in common? They're both fucking close to water."

"Don't be part of the problem, be the whole problem"

"I had a rough childhood. I couldn't play with toys that required supervision I only had regular vision"

"Want to hear a pizza joke? Nevermind it's too cheesy."

"Whenever you feel depressed, imagine someone tickling Kristen Stewart."

"A plane full of lawyers die in a crash. thats the joke."

"I don't understand why Christians don't like gay people After all, Jesus was a famous cross-dresser."

"Q: Where is tennis mentioned in the Bible? A: Where Joseph served in Pharaoh's court."