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Joke of the Day
"What does a duck say when it goes to the doctor? Quack"
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"They say one in every four men is gay, so there must be one in my group of friends. I hope it's Michael - he's super cute."
"Why don't soccer players get hot while running? Because they hve so many fans"
"what do you call kayne west at a mexican barbecue? Kanye asada."
"How does the Black Knight sneeze? ""Have-at-choo!"""
"Q: What do you get when you drop a piano down a mine shaft? A: A flat minor."
"""On your 1st day, find the biggest guy, and punch him in the face to show you're in charge."" - my advice to new teachers"
"That awkward moment when you go for a run and your boobs start to bounce up and down.......and you're a guy."
"What's black yellow and covered in blackberries ? A bramble bee !"
"Xanax, keeping moms from dropping their kids off at an orphanage since 1981."