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Joke of the Day
"R.I.P boiled water... You will be mist"
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"Kim Kardashian settles lawsuit with Old Navy over stealing her likeness; also settles with The Gap over stealing her nickname."
"DEAR ENTIRE WORLD: LIGHTENING IS WHAT BLEACH DOES TO HAIR. LIGHTNING IS WHAT I'M GOING TO STRIKE YOU WITH FOR YOUR CRIMES AGAINST SPELLING."
"My wife named my penis Donald Trump It has a weird haircut and is not qualified to run this country."
"A karmawhoring terrorist browses reddit... EDIT: This post blew up!"
"What kind of overalls does Mario wear? *denim* *denim* *denim*"
"One of these days the love of your life will walk right past you and you're gonna be staring at your phone posting a status about how lonely you feel."
"I support international women day! Because American women are so much less fun."
"My girlfriend told me she was retaining water and gaining weight... I told her not to sweat it."
"Knew a Muslim kid in college who was notorious for being late to everything. We called him 9/12."