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Joke of the Day

"I'm developing a new sport that involves a ball, shotput, discus, and javelins. I'm calling it a game of throwns."

"Sally Jokes Why did sally fall of the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock? *who's there?* Not Sally."

"How do you make a hormone? Kick her in the gut!"

"Occasionally I like to stroll into a bank, pull a gun, shout ""Everybody be cool!"" and then hand out sunglasses and leather jackets."

"Did you hear about the guy who got cooled to absolute zero? He's 0K now"

"My wife has threatened to leave me if I don't give up my obsession with horoscopes. It's too late, it already Taurus apart."

"Do you know how they came up with the name for a shark? It's a mix of two swear words; ""SHIIIT"" and ""FAAARK"""

"Personal space is a concept I did not understand in Kindergarten I guess that's why they fired me."

"If at first you don't succeed.. .. skydiving probably isn't for you anyway."

"*at a pizza buffet in the Midwest* Me: excuse me, can you please make a vegetarian pizza? Him: Sure! What kind of meat do you want on that?"