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Joke of the Day

"I'm developing a new sport that involves a ball, shotput, discus, and javelins. I'm calling it a game of throwns."

"The fact that I have to debate evolution with people means it doesn't work quite as well as I'd like it to."

"why would anyone want a baby? it's just another thing you have to clean"

"How Many Kids With A.D.D Does It Take To Screw In A Lightbulb? Wanna go ride bikes??"

"That new movie called Erectile dysfunction What a flop."

"A woman who sits on a judges lap... Get's an honorable discharge."

"To the guy that invented the number zero Thanks for nothing."

"My grandpa died in Auschwitz He fell down from the watchtower."

"What do you call an Asian with a big... NSFW Butt hole? Gay ping!"

"I didn't know why the ball was getting bigger and bigger and bigger But then it hit me."