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Joke of the Day

"Did you know that the word ""gullible"" cannot even be found in the dictionary? The truth hurts doesn't it?"

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"What's the difference between sand and period blood? I can't gargle with sand."

"I don't mind head lice, unless I have to take them out of people's hair. But that's just me nitpicking."

"It's not necrophilia if she was alive when I started."

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"What do you do when an epileptic has a seizure in a bathtub? Throw in your laundry."

"When I was in college, I had sex roughly 5 times a week... but I had sex gently a lot more."

"I think, therefore I am. I shrink, therefore I swam."

"Any ideas for how I can repair some torn duct tape?"