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Joke of the Day
"Want to hear a funny joke? Civil Rights. For Anyone."
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"What's your best Hitler joke?"
"Back off, doc. I'll close this wound. Suture self."
"A little haiku about finals. I am really fucked. Where did the semester go? Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck"
"Canadian knock-knock joke *Knock knock.* **Who's there?** *Sorry.* **No I'm sorry.** *No I'm sorry.*"
"Why are Soviets so bad with the ladies? They're always Russian the fuckin' and Stalin the lovin' hehehe"
"My favorite exercise at the gym is lateral neck turns, which is where I walk in, shake my head ""no,"" and leave immediately."
"How do you get a Mexican across the border using only math? Carry the Juan"
"Damn, girl. Are you r/Jokes? Because you tell me the same stupid shit over and over."
"A few days ago my girlfriend asked if I was a pedophile. I said ""That's a very big word for a six year old""."