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Joke of the Day
"Want to hear a funny joke? Civil Rights. For Anyone."
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"My wife converted to Judaism during Batman Begins. It was a real Christian Bail."
"Penis jokes are not funny especially the short ones."
"I am tired of the joke where the 3rd person to be granted a wish uses it to somehow cancel out the wishes of his 2 friends who just wished in front of him. What variation on a joke are you tired of?"
"What do you call these cats? What do you call a pile of cats? A meowtain."
"I wish I hadn't wasted so much of my life creating wacky sci-fi inventions... The time machine alone set me back 15 years."
"A carpenter goes to a brothel. Had a threesome with two bi whores."
"A man and his son are sitting, naked, on a couch... ... and the little boy asks, ""Dad why are our penises different?"" The father replies, ""Firstly, son, you don't have an erection."""
"Why did the Republican get a sunburn? Because the sunscreen instructed to apply liberally and he was unwilling to compromise."
"Why is this joke bad for the environment? Because it wasn't recycled."