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Joke of the Day

"I wish I hadn't wasted so much of my life creating wacky sci-fi inventions... The time machine alone set me back 15 years."

"What did the werewolf write at the bottom of the letter? Best vicious . . ."

"Did you hear that Mariah Carey's producers asked when the ball would be dropped last night? Because it seemed to happen around 11:41"

"What do you call a bored motherfucker? Grandpa"

"I have cancer. I can't sleep. Entertain me - tell me a joke about terminal illness or insomnia."

"If I had to choose between a stepstool and a device that let's me get even higher... ...I'd take the ladder. (I'll just leave now)"

"I dont know if this is old but anyway What would you rate hitlers invasion of poland I personally would rate it nein out of ten Thankyou goodnight"

"Pore jew:( What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream when its in the oven."

"There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Marsha Clark Barbie ...with a bad haircut and a bad attitude"

"What's white on the outside and black on the inside? An American police officer."