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Joke of the Day

"What do you call these cats? What do you call a pile of cats? A meowtain."

"*smashes bag of Oreos *pours on top of salad"

"How do you get three old ladies to say the ""F"" word? Yell ""BINGO!"""

"Kid: But dad I don't want to go to Australia. Dad: Shut and keep digging"

"If you say ""no ifs, ands, or buts"", then get ready for a shitload of ""shoulds"", ""as well as"", and ""howevers""."

"Stop making fun of the black people in my family tree! They're still hanging there"

"Apple have begun making prison guards... Apparently they like to lock up."

"Hand holding: You know why men hold their wife's/ girlfriend's hand in shopping malls? Because if he doesn't , she will shop."

"What's a porn stars favorite golf course? The inter course"

"Learn cursive, they said. You'll need it your whole life, they said."