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Joke of the Day

"Chuck Norris donates blood, just not his own"

"What is a pessimists blood type? B-negative."

"There were many docks along the seashore, but one of them couldn't handle itself and collapsed. Why? Pier pressure!"

"*lil wayne begins typing lyrics into mocrosoft word* *paperclip pops onto screen* Do you mean ""digger""?"

"Have you ever done it kitty style? It's like doggy style, but with purring, scratching and biting."

"A man in tights was found near a rock. What happened? Superman committed suicide."

"You don't hear much from our Vice President.... Obama zipped him up and he's a-biden. Edit: typo. For you, grammar nazis."

"4 AM BLADDER: Get up. You need to go STOMACH: And you're hungry BRAIN: Imagine if Hammer Time was a real time zone. We'd have to move there"

"Did you hear about the baby that was born in a high tech. hospital? It came out cordless!"

"Made a to/ too mistake, and am starting the car with the garage doors down."