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Joke of the Day

"What were the infinite number of Indian Mathematicians complaining about? That the Hilbert Hotel didn't book Uncountables."

"I'm not saying Ellen Pao is Hitler but.. I haven't seen the two of them in the same room.."

"Mexican Word of the Day: Canoli I canoli jack off with one hand at a time."

"What's an emo's favourite laptop? A ""Razer Blade"""

"What do you get if you pour boiling water down rabbit holes? Hot cross bunnies !"

"What could you create with Starbucks caramel mocha chip frappuccino? The Audi logo and The Olympics logo."

"What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Whitney Houston? [Oc] The rock Neil was on made him famous, the rock she was on made her dead."

"PREGNANT LADY DOUCHING JOKE (OC) Why did the pregnant lady douche with Chanel No 5? She wanted to chanel her inner child"

"They say children are a gift from god. I'm totally wide-open to regifting."

"What do Muslim men do during foreplay? Tickle the goat under the chin."