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Joke of the Day

"In my day cartoons made sense. Chipmunks did all the rescue rangering and a rich duck swam in gold coins like they were water"

"What do women and tornadoes have in common? They scream when they come and take the house when they leave."

"Q: How many Pentium designers does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: 1.99904274017 but that's close enough for non-technical people."

"I had a Mayweather joke but,... It ran away."

"When I was a kid, I asked my mom if I could lick the beater. ""Don't be stupid,"" she said, ""your father's not home."""

"What one noun, verb, and US President sums up a scientist's hopes and fears? Grant."

"""I can't wait for the erection!"" - frustrated wives/Asians who love politics."

"I met a Slavic feminist once. She told me to Czech my privilege."

"Why cant people with no feet drink milk? Because they are lack toes intolorent."

"What do hemophiliacs and virgins have in common? One prick...and it's all over."