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Joke of the Day

"Jewish Joke About Warm Weather . Dude. It was so hot, I swear that I'd convert to Christianity for the Baptism."

"What did the big chimney say to the smaller chimney? You're too young to be smoking!"

"Some fantastically good advice about proper care of your butthole. That's right. Your butthole. [PIC]"

"What's the #1 cause of pedophilia? ...sexy kids NOTE: Don't let this note, my acct. name, and the fact that this is only my second post interrupt your comedic ~~enboyment~~ enjoyment"

"Life is an internet. 30 days after you met she wants you to register and begins taking taxes every month."

"What do you say to a man with a broken lizard? Sorry about your reptile dysfunction."

"What sound does a Turkey make? ""coup coup"""

"Which nation doesn't do what it's supposed to do until it's too late? Procrastination!"

"I think i'm spending too much time around my gf's family. I mean, her husband's going to notice sooner or later."

"A bicycle cannot stand alone; it's two tired!"