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Joke of the Day

"Why did the man shut his donut shop? Why did the man close his donut shop? ...because he was fed up with the hole business!"

"What kind of farm has lots of books but no livestock? Barns and no-bulls. (This joke was made up by my 7 year-old cousin.)"

"Helpline? I've just pushed a piece of bacon into my disk drive! Has the computer stopped working? No but there's a lot of crackling."

"Pull the pin out of a grenade... and you can keep it for the rest of your life."

"""Hey bro can you leave me some of the snack? You're eating way too much."" I said ""sure"", then proceeded to put the cat down."

"I remember... when I used to be really nostalgic. Those were the days."

"I heard from a terrorist that they are planning a nine-eleven attack times a thousand... That's right it's gonna be 911,000"

"Came with our Christmas cracker Q: Did you hear about the man who stole the advent calendar? A: He got 25 days."

"What do you call a Nun that bites her nails? A bad Habit. I'll see myself out."

"[starbucks] One tall iced latte please ""Ok, can I have a name?"" Well ok but it really should come from your parents"