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Joke of the Day

"what sex position makes an ugly baby??? ASK YOUR MA!"

"What's white and kills you if it enters your eye? An airplane."

"What do you call a pile of kittens? A meowntain :D"

"Do you ever get the feeling that you're being watched? Because if it's bothering you, I'll stop."

"Why is it called cat nip and not meowjuana?"

"My friend had a stroke and half his body went dead He's all right now."

"Why do mexicans keep getting stuck in the doorway? Because they have to pass through in doors."

"I saw a group of transvestites driving really fast... ... it took me a while to realise that they were drag-racing."

"Einstein made a theory about space ...And it was about time too."

"Went on a date with a single mom... It was going well until I told her I didn't care about her kid; I just wanted to play with the box it came in."